Gidlogneg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain hippopotamus.

Gidlogneg created a quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidlogneg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gidlogneg, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gidlogneg's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gidlogneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.