Fligpopmil is a god.

It takes the form of a large, irritating wombat.

Fligpopmil created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligpopmil, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fligpopmil, it will turn you into a plant.

Fligpopmil's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fligpopmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine ducks in a large pit.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fligpopmil.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.