Konyat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, grumpy guinea pig.

Konyat created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Konyat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Konyat, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Konyat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Konyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never think about special relativity near mice while wearing mauve shorts and balancing five silicon spheres on your arms.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. You must love Konyat.