Xuckduddotfig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless wolf.

Xuckduddotfig created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckduddotfig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xuckduddotfig, she will turn you into a goat.

Xuckduddotfig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Xuckduddotfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xuckduddotfig.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Xuckduddotfig.

5. Never eat melons.