Libtamwad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind hummingbird.

Libtamwad created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libtamwad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Libtamwad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Libtamwad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Libtamwad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Libtamwad loves mice, so they must be respected.