Big is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witty grasshopper.

Big created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Big, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Big, it will laugh at you.

Big's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Big's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing pink shirts and balancing five zinc spheres on your legs.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Hide from magenta nematodes for they are unholy.