Gutflapcat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, awesome mongoose.

Gutflapcat created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutflapcat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gutflapcat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gutflapcat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gutflapcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to doves while wearing purple jumpers.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near bats while wearing white kilts and balancing nine iron spheres on your chest.

3. Never wear turquoise shirts.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.