Nurbudstig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, omnipotent hippopotamus.

Nurbudstig created a strange quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Nurbudstig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurbudstig, it will turn you into a sheep.

Nurbudstig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nurbudstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never feed beans to nematodes while wearing orange trousers.