Quimbutgut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable toad.

Quimbutgut created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimbutgut, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quimbutgut, he will torture you forever.

Quimbutgut's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Quimbutgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Never feed bananas to dogs while wearing mauve trousers.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.