Milcudtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, boastful yak.

Milcudtetti created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milcudtetti, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Milcudtetti, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Milcudtetti's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Milcudtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never play with disobedient children.