Fomquimhim is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident narwhal.

Fomquimhim created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Fomquimhim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fomquimhim, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fomquimhim's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fomquimhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Do not commit murder.