Farnneg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent giraffe.

Farnneg created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Farnneg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Farnneg, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Farnneg's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Farnneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farnneg.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink alcohol.