Komfodnut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, generous beaver.

Komfodnut created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Komfodnut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Komfodnut, she will send minions to preach to you.

Komfodnut's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Komfodnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.