Cabtarphindoss is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, generous troll.

Cabtarphindoss created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabtarphindoss, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cabtarphindoss, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cabtarphindoss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cabtarphindoss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Always obey Cabtarphindoss' priests.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.