Rawtettibin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying dugong.

Rawtettibin created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawtettibin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawtettibin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rawtettibin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rawtettibin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Erect six tin sculptures of Rawtettibin on top of important buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Rawtettibin.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never look at comets.