Vogrullen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, vain guinea pig.

Vogrullen created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogrullen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vogrullen, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vogrullen's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Vogrullen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near bats while wearing violet coats and balancing three lead spheres on your arms.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vogrullen.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.