Tikmegflow is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating naga.

Tikmegflow created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Tikmegflow, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tikmegflow, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tikmegflow's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tikmegflow's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never wear violet scarves.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never think ill of sick pigs.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.