Gesszodrul Gatlapsog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, clever fly.

Gesszodrul Gatlapsog created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gesszodrul Gatlapsog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gesszodrul Gatlapsog, it will ignore you.

Gesszodrul Gatlapsog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gesszodrul Gatlapsog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must love Gesszodrul Gatlapsog.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Never think ill of sick birds.

5. Pray towards the north.