Spaglooplarn is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unfair elephant.

Spaglooplarn created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spaglooplarn, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Spaglooplarn, he will destroy your home planet.

Spaglooplarn's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Spaglooplarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never feed lots of lentils to voles while wearing green corsets.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Put Spaglooplarn first in all things.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.