Bidtomzimtipsafhimkopfob is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking whale.

Bidtomzimtipsafhimkopfob created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidtomzimtipsafhimkopfob, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bidtomzimtipsafhimkopfob, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bidtomzimtipsafhimkopfob's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bidtomzimtipsafhimkopfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near porpoises while wearing gray rings and balancing seven platinum spheres on your head.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing magenta corsets.

5. You must love Bidtomzimtipsafhimkopfob.