Bomfossfig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical beaver.

Bomfossfig created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bomfossfig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bomfossfig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bomfossfig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bomfossfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.