Kamcarmob is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable mouse.

Kamcarmob created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Kamcarmob, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kamcarmob, it will not care.

Kamcarmob's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kamcarmob's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.