Dabpodbom is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, strong hedgehog.

Dabpodbom created humankind three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabpodbom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dabpodbom, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dabpodbom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dabpodbom's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. You must love Dabpodbom.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Put Dabpodbom first in all things.