Sagtamlin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, two-faced giraffe.

Sagtamlin created life four years ago.

If you believe in Sagtamlin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sagtamlin, she will remove you from existence.

Sagtamlin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sagtamlin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Sagtamlin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near gulls while wearing red ear rings and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your chest.

5. Never run near tortoises.