Jipkiknar is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, merciful toad.

Jipkiknar created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipkiknar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jipkiknar, he will turn you into a mole.

Jipkiknar's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Jipkiknar's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Never talk about comets.