Dubsanmon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, kind dragon.

Dubsanmon created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubsanmon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dubsanmon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dubsanmon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dubsanmon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dubsanmon four times a day.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never eat green fruit.