Bosscarcadfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, intelligent horse.

Bosscarcadfoss created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosscarcadfoss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bosscarcadfoss, it will try to impress you with trees.

Bosscarcadfoss' most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bosscarcadfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the north.

5. Never write about galaxies.