Hinbuszodbabbutsandmot is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful wyvern.

Hinbuszodbabbutsandmot created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Hinbuszodbabbutsandmot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hinbuszodbabbutsandmot, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hinbuszodbabbutsandmot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hinbuszodbabbutsandmot's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Hinbuszodbabbutsandmot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Hinbuszodbabbutsandmot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Run away if four badgers approach from the south.