Rawdumgov is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, idiotic hyena.

Rawdumgov created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rawdumgov, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawdumgov, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rawdumgov's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Rawdumgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not take Rawdumgov's name in vain.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Always obey Rawdumgov's priests.

5. Do not listen to music.