Veenmotsab Rutvegnell is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tiresome
tortoise.
Veenmotsab Rutvegnell created the Sol system four years ago.
If you believe in
Veenmotsab Rutvegnell, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Veenmotsab Rutvegnell, he will destroy your favourite star.
Veenmotsab Rutvegnell's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Veenmotsab Rutvegnell's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.
2. Veenmotsab Rutvegnell loves dogs, so they must be respected.
3. Always wear yellow.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not take Veenmotsab Rutvegnell's name in vain.