Rawhimkop is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, narcissistic
mouse.
Rawhimkop created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rawhimkop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Rawhimkop, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Rawhimkop's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Rawhimkop's Holy Commandments1. Never eat aubergines.
2. Never chant in the presence of badgers.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.
5. Never feed wheat to moths while wearing shoes.