Vadcedfut is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous
coyote.
Vadcedfut created a photon nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vadcedfut, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Vadcedfut, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Vadcedfut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Vadcedfut's Holy Commandments1. Never wear coats.
2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.
3. Never hurt badgers.
4. Do not speak about garlic.
5. Dogs are not to be trusted.