Vadcedfut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, overgenerous coyote.

Vadcedfut created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadcedfut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vadcedfut, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Vadcedfut's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Vadcedfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Do not speak about garlic.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.