Wodjingof is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witty crow.

Wodjingof created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Wodjingof, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wodjingof, she will turn you into a rock.

Wodjingof's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Wodjingof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always obey Wodjingof's priests.