Figxinlist is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever
dog.
Figxinlist created gold four years ago.
If you believe in
Figxinlist, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Figxinlist, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Figxinlist's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Figxinlist's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Never paint your legs gray.
4. Do not speak about parsnips.
5. You must love Figxinlist.