Bonkyimliphindussxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, thoughtless hippopotamus.

Bonkyimliphindussxuc created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkyimliphindussxuc, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bonkyimliphindussxuc, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bonkyimliphindussxuc's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bonkyimliphindussxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six swans approach from the south.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. You must pray to Bonkyimliphindussxuc eight times a day.