Mitbodstik is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, resourceful dove.

Mitbodstik created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitbodstik, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitbodstik, it will turn you into a worm.

Mitbodstik's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Mitbodstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never eat peanuts.

3. Erect four copper sculptures of Mitbodstik on top of important buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Mitbodstik.

5. Never talk about planets.
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