Geplegyik is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, caring
wasp.
Geplegyik created matter four million years ago.
If you believe in
Geplegyik, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Geplegyik, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Geplegyik's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Geplegyik's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Geplegyik five times a day.
2. Run away from yellow snails, for they are unholy.
3. Never skip in the presence of manatees.
4. Do not take Geplegyik's name in vain.
5. Do not drink alcohol.