Dabgargud is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, fussy dingo.

Dabgargud created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Dabgargud, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dabgargud, he will remove you from existence.

Dabgargud's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dabgargud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing purple tights and balancing nine nickel spheres on your neck.
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