Zodartdod is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage
beaver.
Zodartdod created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zodartdod, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Zodartdod, he will send minions to preach to you.
Zodartdod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Zodartdod's Holy Commandments1. Never write about ultrasonics.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Always treat eagles with great respect.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Zodartdod.