Queeglargrat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, almighty bat.

Queeglargrat created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queeglargrat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Queeglargrat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Queeglargrat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Queeglargrat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Queeglargrat on top of all buildings.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never laugh in the presence of moths.

5. You must love Queeglargrat.