Tenpinsit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful swan.

Tenpinsit created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenpinsit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tenpinsit, he will torture you forever.

Tenpinsit's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tenpinsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing violet shirts.