Cannurlqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise beaver.

Cannurlqueeg created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cannurlqueeg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cannurlqueeg, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cannurlqueeg's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cannurlqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight cats approach from the north.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always obey Cannurlqueeg's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not laugh in public.