Nurlfadkem is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sapient fox.

Nurlfadkem created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfadkem, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurlfadkem, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nurlfadkem's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Nurlfadkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never run near bats.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear kilts.