Rakquamgep is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, stupid zebra.

Rakquamgep created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakquamgep, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rakquamgep, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rakquamgep's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Rakquamgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.