Karjigcib is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awesome gerbil.

Karjigcib created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karjigcib, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Karjigcib, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Karjigcib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Karjigcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Karjigcib.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Never sit near badgers.