Binvidbat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, boastful snail.

Binvidbat created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Binvidbat, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Binvidbat, he will turn you into a dog.

Binvidbat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Binvidbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near seals.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always stare at clouds.