Bigflaggid is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless squirrel.

Bigflaggid created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigflaggid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigflaggid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bigflaggid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Bigflaggid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Erect seven iron sculptures of Bigflaggid on top of important buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never wear blue skirts.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bigflaggid on top of all buildings.