Tafdimpin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic zebra.

Tafdimpin created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafdimpin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tafdimpin, it will turn you into a rock.

Tafdimpin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tafdimpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Never feed nuts to voles while wearing jumpers.