Wegflatlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-assured rat.

Wegflatlarg created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegflatlarg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wegflatlarg, she will turn you into a snail.

Wegflatlarg's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wegflatlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to foxes while wearing violet shirts.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. You must pray to Wegflatlarg seven times a day.