Hapyogfet Rutjigpas is a god.

It takes the form of a large, egotistical hedgehog.

Hapyogfet Rutjigpas created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Hapyogfet Rutjigpas, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hapyogfet Rutjigpas, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hapyogfet Rutjigpas' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hapyogfet Rutjigpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never laugh near tortoises.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.